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Ang Bobo at Tanga


By: James DC


Juan: Tatakas tayo mamaya.
Pedro: Sige, sirain natin yong lock sa gate mamaya.
Pedro: Hindi tayo makakatakas.
Juan: Bakit?
Pedro: Hindi nakalock ang gate. Paano nating sisirain ngayon yan?
Juan: Bobo ka ba? E di ilock mo muna bago natin sisirain. Magisip ka nga!
Wife: Hon, sino si Trixie?
Husband: Ah, kabayo yun. Yong pinustahan ko sa karera.
Wife: Ah, ganun? Sige, animal ka! Sagutin mo ngayon ang telepono, tumawag ngayon ang kabayo mo!
A man checked into his room. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. He accidentally sent the email to a wrong address and without realizing it, he sent the mail to a widow who just
returned from her husband’s funeral. The widow checked her email expecting condolences from friends and relatives. After reading the first message, she fainted. The son rushed into room, found his motheronthe floor, and
read on the computer screen the following message. “To my loving wife, I know you are surprised to hear from me, but they have computers here and we are allowed to send mails to our loved ones. I’ve just been checked in. How are you and kids? The place is really nice and am lonely here. I have made necessary arrangement for your arrival tomorrow. Expecting you, darling. I can’t wait to see you.”
May isang bata na sobrang kulit na kahit anong gawin ng ama ayaw tumino. Sa sobrang galit ng ama pinasok sa sako ang anak at initin.
Juan: Tay!
Ama: Ano? (Naawa sa ginawa)
Juan: TaAyyy!
Ama: Ano, magbabago ka na?
Juan: TAaYYY!
Ama: Ano? (Lumapit sa sakong nakabitin). Magbabago ka na?
Juan: Pakiswing naman!

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