More Corona Jokes

By: James DC

 

Your Choice…
6.ft Distancing or 6-ft
Underground?
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WHEN YOU LIVE IN A DUMB COUNTRY WITH SUPER-IGNORANT CITIZENS…
Lack of common sense is eroding society…Toilet paper
aisle-EMPTY; But the vitamin aisle to boost your immune system:
FULL.
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After NCOV Virus, another virus coming, another virus ang pakakawalan ng mga scientists.
Ang NOPIRA VIRUS, mas deadly at nakakamatay;
nag-sisimula sa stress, magiging depression. Lahat ng tatamaan, hindi makatulog, hindi mapapalagay.
Mahirap ang NOPIRA lalo na kung may gusto kang bilihin, tapos NOPIRA ka. May gusto kang kainin pero NOPIRA ka pa rin, kasi wala kang sweldo, dahil sa no work no pay ang NCOV kaya apektado ang bulsa mo.
IYAN ANG NOPIRA VIRUS.

20 years ago, we had JOHNNY CASH, BOB HOPE and STEVE JOBS. Now we have NO CASH, NO HOPE, NO JOBS.
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Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without make up and hair extensions.