Pinoy’s Uber

By: James DC

UBER
Wonder if UBER was started by a bunch of Filipinos….
because they take you UBER here and UBER there.
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WELCOME TO THE 21st CENTURY
PHONES: Wireless
COOKING: Fireless
CARS: Keyless
FOOD: Fatless
TIRES: Tubeless
TOOLS: Cordless
DRESS: Sleeveless
YOUTH: Jobless
LEADERS: Shameless
RELATIONHIPS:
Meaningless
ATTITUDE: Careless
WIVES: Fearless
BABIES: Fatherless
FEELINGS: Heartless
EDUCATION: Valueless
CHILDREN: Mannerless
GOVERNMENT: Useless
PARLIAMENT: Clueless
MASSES: Helpless
* Everything is becoming LESS but still our hope in God is ENDLESS.
In fact, I am SPEECHLESS because salvation remains PRICELESS.
If you don’t share this, I’m WORDLESS.

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LION
A man saw a Lion in the bush, he knelt down, closed his eyes, and started praying. When he opened his eyes, he saw the lion kneeling in front of him and praying, too. What a shock! The man asked the Lion, “Are you a Christian?”
The Lion replied, “Don’t you pray before you eat?”
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SNEEZING
I miss the days when you sneezed and people would say a polite, “Bless You”. Now they say, “Get the fuck away from me!”