Bungee-Jumping in Mexico

By: James DC

 

Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee- jumping service in Mexico.” The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.

Unfortunately, the second guy isn’t able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him.

The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, “What happened? Was the cord too long?”

The first guy says, “No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a ‘pinata’?”

 

An American, a German, and a Mexican

There is an American, a German, and a Mexican. They are in all in a boat. The boat is about to sink. Each of them have to throw things out to make the boat lighter.

The German throws out 4 cases of beer and says, “We have a lot of bear in Germany so we don’t need these!”

The Mexican throws out 5 cases of burritos and says, “We have a lot of burritos in Mexico so we don’t need these!”

The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out.

The German asks why he threw the Mexican out.

And the American replies, “We have a lot of Mexicans in America so we don’t need him!”

 

A gang decided to rob a bank…

A gang decided to rob a bank…they opened every vault and found only cups of yogurt. So they ate it all…

Next day, in CNN news: “BIGGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED!”

 

Teacher and Class

Teacher: Class, use the word “among” in a sentence…

Juan: AMONG the trees, coconut is the best!

Teacher: Very Good! You Pedro?

Pedro: AMONG arenola gikawat sa nagbasa! Hahahha

 

PINOY JOKES

A cute and funny way to ask someone out….

Boy: I’m invisible!

Girl: Owwwzzz? Talaga?

Boy: Can you see me?

Girl: syempre naman!

Boy: 7 pm tonight?

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What is LOVE ? Love is romantic, fantastic, realistic, dramatic and full of atik – atik(lies)…. dah lage