Pinoy Jokes

By: James DC

 

New Year’s Resolution Iiwasan ko na ang mga bagay na nagpapataba sa akin, tulad ng timbangan, salamin at pictures.

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Husband’s Doctor’s Visit

Doctor (talking to wife after husband’s examination): Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t do the following he will surely die. Each morning fix him an early breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a very nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an essentially nice meal. No chores. No nagging. Oh yes, and make love several times a week. Do this for the next year and he’ll regain his health completely.

Husband: What did the doctor say?

Wife: YOU’RE GOING TO DIE!

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The Three Kings

Did you know that there were 6 original KINGS but only 3 reach Bethlehem? One went to USA & became BURGER KING, one went to China to become CHOW KING, and one went to Philippines to become TAPA KING. __________

Ayon chinese holoscop pala new yel!

Ikaw lagi ngiti pala pasok suwelte…tapos ikaw utot lakas pala labas malas…advice ko sayo kasi frend kita, wak suot POLKADOTS kasi symbol yan barya…suot ikaw rectangle, sign yun TSEKE, pelo wak ka tatalon pala hini BOUNCING CHEK. Wak din ikaw handa manok, pala di isa kahig isa tuka, wak din imbita bahay singkit pala di liit kita negosyo, ikaw handa pinya dami mata, dami kita…Happy and Blesst New Yel!