VIA Times – July 2014 Issue Vital News, Vibrant Views for Asian Americans in Chicago & Midwest
By: James DC
Somebody started this “joke” on Facebook and it is
becoming viral… What do you think will be new NEW
NAME for Pork Barrel, a.k.a. PDAF? Here are some
suggestions (Source: Facebook posters):
1. Budgetary Allocation for Collaborative Outreach
Nationwide (BACON)
2. Lawmakers Initiative for Emergency, Miscellaneous and
Personal Outlay (LIEMPO)
3. Livelihood Empowerment for Countrywide Humanitarian
Outlaw Network (LECHON)
4. Pinagandang Iligal na Gastusin (PIG)
5. Countrywide Universal Priority Initiatives Treasury
(CUPIT) Fund
6. Totally New Government PDAF Audited to Satisfaction
(TONGPATS)
7. National Assistance Program of Lawmakers Engaged in
Swindling (NAPOLES)
8. Holistic Lawmaking for Development of All Filipinos
(HOLDAF)
9. Selective Enforcement of Budgetary Outlays (SEBO)
10. Government Outlay Line-itemized and Appropriated
Yearly (GOLAY)
11. Fund Integration for Social Housing (FISH)
12. Bridges, Excavations & Elevated Roads Fund (BEEF)
13. Countrywide Allocations With Accountability and
Transparency (CAWAT)
14. National Allotment for Countryside Amelioration and
Welfare (NACAW)
15. PNoy’s Initiative for Good Governance CountrYwide
(PIGGY))
16. Countrywide Assistance for Special and Important Matters
(CASIM)
17. Budget for Allies for Continuation of Party Dominance
(BACON-PD)
18. Hearty Allocation of Money (HAM).
19. Benigno Aquino Development Assistance Fund (BADAF)
20. Countrywide Outreach and Rehabilitation Assistance Fund
(CORAF)
21. BSA’s Awesome Budget for Outstanding Allies of the Year (BABOY)
22. Horrifyingly Unlimited Money for Belmonte, Aquino and
Allies (HUMBA)
23. Pnoy’s Allowance and Treasury Allocation (PATA)
24. President Aquino’s Nationwide Outlay for Transparency (PANOT I)
25. President-Approved National Outlay from Treasury
(PANOT II)
26. President Aquino’s Political Action and Initiative for Total
Allocation of National Budget (PAPAITAN)
27. Social Initiative for Service in Governance (SISIG)
28. President’s Overt Revenue Kickback (PORK)
29. President’s Outlay for Countrywide Handling of
Emergency Rehabilitation for Opulence (POCHERO)
30. Outlay for the Interest of Noynoy and Kinsfolks (OINK)
31. Countrywide Re-distribution of the Inherent Source of
Patronage for the Yellow President’s Allies, Toads and
Associates (CRISPY PATA)
32. Legislative Allocation for Reform and Development (LARD)
33. Barangay Initiatives for New Allocations Granting
Oversight On Non-Government Associations Nationwide
(BINAGOONGAN)
34. Presidential Oversight for Relatives and Kin with Budgetary
Entitlement from Legislative Largesse Yearly (PORK BELLY)
35. National Allotment for Countrywide Amelioration and
Welfare Initiative Fund (NACAWIN FUND)
36. Budgetary Utilization for Literacy Assistance and
Livelihood Opportunities (BULALO)
37. National Endowment for Noynoy’s Overt Keeps (NENOK)
38. Medical , Agriculture and Livelihood Assistance Budget
Outlay( MALABO )
39. Buwis na Ipinondo para sa Iilang Kapakanan (BIIK)
40. Budgetary Initiatives for Secretive Transactions Enhancing
Kickbacks (BISTEK)
41. Budgetary Allocations for Government’s Nonsense but
Endless Transactions (BAGNET)
42. New Initiative for Legislator’s Use of the Treasury Outlay
(NILUTO)
Mike Aloba, LOL Host James DC, Karla, Aiza, Arizza & Robert.
Karla, James & David.
Robert, Karla & LOL Host James.
