Seenager

By: James DC

 

I just discovered my own age group. I am a SEENAGER (Senior Teenager).
I have everything that I wanted as a teeanger, only 55-60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew. I have a driver’s license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store the best. The peopleI hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant. They are not scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared? And I don’t have acne! Life is good!
Also you will feel much more intelligent if you’re reading this, if you are a SEENAGER. Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have so many things in their brains. Scientists believe also this makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.
It is NOT a MEMORY problem. It is nature’s way of making older people Seenager do more exercise.
SO THERE!
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I cannot remember their names, So please forward this to your friends, they may be my friends, too.
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My niece took her 3-yearold daughter to church one Sunday and she could not sit still. Her dad picked her up and going to take her out. While walking down the aisle she screamed, “Y’all pray for me, he’s gonna whip my ass!”
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Tatay: Bagsak ka na naman. Bakit hindi mo gayahin si
Pedro palaging may honor.
Juan: Unfair naman kung ikumpara ninyo ako kay Pedro.
Tatay: Bakit naman?
Juan: Matalino ang tatay noon.