By: James DC
I went to the bank and said I’d like to open a joint account. They said, “With Who?”
I said, “Anyone who has a lot of money!”
Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.
CHICAGO CRIME IN THE LAST 24 HOURS:
Violent Crime: 00;
Auto Theft: 00; Couples Fighting: 87,342
Isang buong barangay nagpositibo sa GUTOM-19 dahil sa kanilang kapitan na nagpositibo sa KUPIT-19.
Businessman: May wi fi ba kayo dito:
Juan: Ay naku, Sir, eh wala po!. But you can try our apple-fi or our mango-fi!
Grabe na epekto ng quarantine.
Pagsilip ko sa bintana namin kanina nakita ko yong kapitbahay namin kinakausap yong pusa nila, nabaliw na yata. Kaya kinuwento ko nga sa aso namin, Ayun, tawa kami ng tawa. Hahahaha!
Wife: I have a bagful of used clothing I’d like to donate.
Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? It’s much easier.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use these clothes.
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.
HUSBAND IS RECOVERING FROM A HEAD INJURY NOW.