Just a Sit Up

By: James DC

 

Me: (Sobbing my heart out, eyes swollen, nose red)…I can’t see you anymore. I am not going to let you hurt me like this again.
TRAINER: It was just a sit up. It was just 1 sit up.
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THINK ABOUT THIS:
THE COWS
THE CONSTITUTION
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
THE COWS:
Ia it just me, or does anyone else fi nd it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq….
why don’t we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this — you cannot post: `Thou Shalt Not Steal’; `Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,’ and `Thou Shalt Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
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SORRY
If it’s husband’s fault, wife gets angry, then husband says SORRY
If it is wife’s fault, husband gets angry, wife starts crying, and then husband starts again saying SORRY