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By: James DC

 

Mom’s Pantie

The mother had washed her hair and just put rollers in–but she didn’t have a hairnet for them, so instead she used a pair of panties to keep them in place.

Her 4-year-old son had watched the process and was fascinated. His mother told him, “Good thing there’s only us, so that nobody sees me like this.”

Suddenly, the door bell rang. The little boy ran to open it, and outside stood a salesman who wanted to speak with the woman of the house.

The boy yelled, “Mom, Mom, take off your panties!

There’ a man who wants to talk to you!”

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Husband and Confused Wife

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy and secretly raise their child. He would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked when would he know if the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to mail him a post card and write “spaghetti” on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. “Honey,” she said, “you received a very strange post card.” “Oh, really? Let me see….” The wife gave it to him and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written, “SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI. One with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.” __________

“Love is like a pair of shoes. Simply because you can’t go on without the other pair.

If you lose your pair, and you’re with another shoe, everything seems wrong.

So if you think you have the perfect “shoe” and you have a good pair, take care of it.

Because you may never find someone who will be willing to walk with you for the rest of your life.”

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