By: James DC
A gang decided to rob a bank…they opened every vault and foundonly cups of yogurt. So they ate it all…
Next day, in CNN news:”BIGGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED!”
Teacher: Class, use the word “among” in a sentence…
Juan: AMONG the trees, coconut is the best!
Teacher: Very Good! You Pedro?
Pedro: AMONG arenola gikawat sa nagbasa!
A cute and funny way to ask someone out….
Boy: I’m invisible!
Girl: Owwwzzz? Talaga?
Boy: Can you see me?
Girl: syempre naman!
Boy: 7 pm tonight?
What is LOVE ?
Love is romantic, fantastic, realistic, dramatic and full of atik – atik(lies)…. dah lage
” THE GUN…..
KAY NAAY IRO….”
Agpas ” the gun”(run) dayon
Use chocolate in a sentence…
CHOCO NA LATE
Your a certain person I always enjoy sending Text messages coz I want
you to feel that You’ve really a part of my expenses…
I may not be with you everyday
But one thing I promise you…
I”ll be there on your wedding day, I’m going to sit beside you while saying…
” yes…. kaon na ni…
Friends are like mirrors
They are our reflection
Busa ayaw katingala nganong
Oh come on… friends baya
Kano : why you came
Pedro : Juan, tabangi ko
eninglish be. Ingna nagduha-duha ko
ug lakaw kay ang adlaw hapon na.
Juan : I two by two walk
because the sun is Japanese.
Roses are red, skies are blue,
Monkeys like you, should
be kept in zoo
Don’t get angry… you’ll
find me their too…
Not in the cage, but laughing
Bless this FOOD, ako
FOOD, siya FOOD, aron ang
Ma aFOOD- aFOOD u
gang sud-an maiguFOOD
Hangtud ang ngipon ma-
FOOD-FOOD…. katawa FOOD
Apo : LOLO look at those boats…
Erap : Nice diba iho, they are called yachts
Apo: How do you spell it?
Erap : Youre’re right iho, they’re boats.
Teacher : What will
change if the ice water turn into ice?
Student: The price, sir….
Four catholic mothers are sitting around, bragging about their sons, each of whom is a priest.
First mother says: My son is a monsignor and when he walks in the room, people greet him: “Good
Second mother says: Well, my son is a bishop and people greet him: “Good morning your Grace!”
Third mother says: Well, my son is a cardinal and people greet him: “Good morning you’re Eminence!”
The fourth mother pause and says: “My son is seven feet tall and is 350 pounds of pure muscles.
When he walks outside, people greet
him: “Oh My God!”
Last night, I’m lying on my bed, looking up the sky and the stars,
the sky is so clean and the night is so peaceful;
at last I said…………..
“Ginoo ko !!!asa naman among ATOP”