By: James DC
A trucker came into the Truck Stop Café and ordered “three fl at tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.”
The brand-new waitress— not wanting to appear stupid—went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three fl at tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards! What does he think this place is… a car-parts shop?!?”
“No,” the cook said, “Three fl at tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs, sunny-side up; and a pair of running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon!”
‘Oh… OK!’ said the new waitress.
She thought about it for a moment, and then spooned up a bowl of beans, and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, “What are the beans for?”
She replied, “I thought, while you were waiting for the fl at tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!”
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Bible Studies muna tayo….
1. Sinong patron saint ng mga gas stations? Petron saint.
2. Sinong patron saint ng mga kuto? St. Therese.
3. Sinong saint unang nagpa picture? St. Ignatius who was shot with a Canon
4. Sinong biblical fi gure pinaka hi tech? Moses na unang nagka tablet.
5. Sinong next pinaka hi tech kay Moses? Samsung & Delilah.
6. Bakit mas madaming mayaman sa Old Testament? Andun si Profi t Isaiah, Profi t Jeremiah puro Profi t.
7. Sinong saint nagimbento ng telepono? Peter – dahil dun sa dinayal ni Peter.
8. Bakit walang maka contact sa phone bago pinanganak si Jesus? B.C.
9. Sino Patron Saint ng mga nawawalang gamit? Saint Look.
10. Bakit napagkamalang illegal loggers mga apostles? Dahil dun sa Axe of the apostles
11. Sinong pinakamalaking katawan sa mga apostles? St. Machu.
12. Sino sa kanila naging vegetable? Judas is carrot.
13. Bakit malungkot si Jesus? Jesus cries.
14. Eh bakit siya umiiyak? Overweight kasi only Bigatin son.
15. Bakit siya nagalit kay Mary? Imakulit eh.
16. Jesus wants us to be happy kasi he is the Masaya.
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