Clever Signages

By: James DC

 

A sign in a shoe repair store: “We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you!”
Sign over a *Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. George, at your cervix”; At an Eye Clinic: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, You’ve come to the right place.”; On a *Plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed”; On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts”; In a Non-smoking Area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action”; On a Maternity Room door: “Push. Push. Push.”; At a Car Dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”; At the Electric Company: “We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.”; In a Restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”; In the front yard of a Funeral Home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”; Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck: “Caution- This Truck is full of Political Promises.”