Laugh Out Loud
By: James DC
Cabby Driver
Man returns home a day early from a business trip overseas. It’s after midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man’s head. The wife shouts, ‘Don’t do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money’ He paid for the Porsche I gave you. He paid for our new boat. He paid for your Bronco’s season tickets. He paid for our house at the coast. He paid for your African tour and the 4 x 4. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!’
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, ‘What would you do?
The cabby replies, ‘I’d cover him with that blanket before he catches cold.’ ******
BRAS
A man walked into the ladies department of Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, ‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. ‘ ‘ What type of bra?’ asked the clerk.
‘Type?’ inquires the man, ‘There’s more than one type?’
‘ Look around,’ said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.
‘Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .’
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied: ‘There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?’
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, ‘It is all really quite simple.
The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.’ Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs…..
{B} Barely there……..
{C} Can’t Complain!..
{D} Dang!………………
{DD} Double dang!…..
{E} Enormous!………..
{F} Fake……….”’………
{G} Get a Reduction…
{H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!… Share this to all that will appreciate it! They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen!
From left: Robert, Sherman Sager, James DC, Mary Jane & Brian Evangelista.
L-R: Robert, James DC, Anthony Andaleon & Mary Jane.
L-R: Mary Jane & Brian Evangelista, Robert Chavez & James DC, LOL Host.
