The Mother-in-Law

By: James DC

 

The mother-in-law comes home and finds her son-in-law furious and packing his suitcase.

“What happened?” she asked. Son in law: “What happened? I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an email to Mary saying that I was coming home from my trip today. I got home and guess what I found? … My wife, yes your daughter, with a naked guy in our marital bed! This is the end of our marriage… I am leaving forever!” “Calm down!” says mother-in-law. “There is something odd about this story. Mary would never do such a thing! Wait a minute while I check what happened.” Moments later she comes back with a big smile. “You see… I told you there must be a simple explanation… Mary never received your email.”

 

THE FIRST CHRISTMAS JOKE

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. ‘In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’ The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. ‘It’s a candle’, he said. ‘You may pass through the pearly gates’ Saint Peter said. The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, ‘They’re bells.’ Saint Peter said ‘You may pass through the pearly gates’. The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, ‘And just what do those symbolize?’ The Irishman replied, ‘These are Carols.’ And So The Christmas Season Begins …

 

M O N E Y MONEY money…..

A crusty old man walks into a bank & says, “I wanna open a fucking saving acct.” The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, but that kind of language is not tolerated here.” She goes to the bank manager to complain. Manager agrees such foul language can’t be accepted. They both return to the window & ask the old geezer, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?” Old man: “There is no fucking problem, I just won $200 million bucks in the fucking lottery & I want to put my fucking money in this fucking bank.” Manager: “I see, And is this bitch giving you a fucking hard time sir ?”

 

Moral of the story:
When money talks, nobody checks the Grammar !

WOMEN’S MEN TROUBLES

Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with MEN?
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND ..
When women have REAL trouble, it’s a
HISterectomy.

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM CPRTV’S LOL CREW

 

 

KARLA, ARIZZA & AIZA

 

 

 

KARLA, ARIZZA, AIZA & ROBERT