Let’s LoL

By: James DC

 

Italian: Last night I massaged my wife with the finest olive oil, then we made love and I made her scream nonstop stop 5 minutes.

French: Last night I massaged my wife with special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for 20 minutes.

Indian: That’s nothing. Last night I massaged my wife with ghee, then made love and made her scream for 2 hrs.

Italian & French, both astonished: Two hours! How?

Indian: I wiped my hands on the curtains.

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The Flea A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.” His son asked, “What happened to the flea?”

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May Vacation Asked my manager “Can I have a few days off, seeing as it’s so close to Christmas?” He said “It’s May.” “Sorry,” I replied “May I have a few days off seeing as it’s so close to Christmas?”

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Why is the word (abbreviated) so damm long ? Why is that room that says (Emergency) keep you waiting? Why is this meal called (Chilli ) when that food is so frigging hot?