Killing Me Softly

By: James DC

 

Anak: Tay, anong inglish ng utot?
Tatay: Wind of change.
Anak: Eh yung utot na mahina?
Tatay: The sound of silence.
Anak: Eh yung utot na may kasama?
Tatay: Dust in the wind.
Anak: Eh yung utot na hindi sinasadya?
Tatay: Careless whisper.
Anak: Eh yung utot na naipit?
Tatay: Please release me.
Anak: Eh yung utot na sobrang baho?
Tatay: Killing Me Softly.
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A boy was in a taxi eating chocolate then he took another one, then a man next to him said “Do you know that will damage your teeth?”
The boy replied, “my grandfather lived 132 years”. The man asked “was it because of eating chocolate?”
The boy replied, “No, he was always minding his own business”.