Seniors Romance

By: James DC

 

An elderly Irish woman of advanced age visited her doctor to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s lagging libido
What about trying Viagra? asked the doctor. “Not a chance,” she said . . . He won’t even take an aspirin.”
“Not a problem” replied the doctor. “Give him an Irish Viagra.” “What’s this Irish Viagra?” she asked.
You drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week.
Let me know in a week how things went.”
A week later she called the doctor who asked her about the results.
“Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!” she exclaimed.
“T’was horrid! Just terrible, doctor.
“Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye!
With one swoop of his arms, he sent cups and tablecloth flying, then ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there
on the tabletop!
T’was a nightmare, I tell you an absolute nightmare!”
“Why so terrible?” asked the doctor,” Do you mean it wasn’t good?”
“It was the best I’ve had in 25 years! But sure as I’m sittin” here, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.
*****
An 85-year-old man married a 25-year-old woman.
Since her new husband is so old, the bride decides that after their wedding they should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities, the bride prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is her new 85-yearold husband, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, then the groom leaves and the bride prepares to go to
sleep.
After a few minutes, she hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s him, ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, she consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, he kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again but, aha, you guessed it, he is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more ‘action’. And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as he gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, “I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once and we’ve done it three times tonight. You are truly a great lover”. The
groom, somewhat embarrassed, turns to his bride and says:
“You mean I was here already?” The moral of the story: Don’t be afraid of getting old, Dementia has its advantages.
*******
Doctor: I can’t give you a triple dose of Viagra.
Man: Why not?
Doctor: Because it’s not safe.
Man: But I need it really badly.
Doctor: Well, why do you need it so badly?
Man: My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my exwife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I’ve got to have a triple dose.
The doctor finally relented. Doctor: All right, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.
On Monday afternoon, the man dragged himself into the doctor’s office. His right arm in a sling.
Doctor: Good God! What happened to you?
Man: No one showed up.

Karla, Riza & David Rivas in a beauty pageant skit.

Actors Robert & James, Girlie directing.

 

From left, Karla, Robert, Riza & David.