VIA Times – August 2014 Issue Vital News, Vibrant Views for Asian Americans in Chicago & Midwest
By: James DC
These four older ladies who lived in Italy always sat outside together near the church and chatted about when they were younger. One month ago they pooled their money together and bought a laptop. Never having been to Florida , but having heard all about it, they just happened to click on St. Augustine , FL. They read about the “Fountain of Youth” claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.
The ladies collected all the money they had and ordered four bottles of the water. As soon as the water arrived, they drank it as directed. The rest of this story will make you a believer, because here they are today……………….
No…….This is TRUE! Really! Would we lie to you? We have a limited supply of this water available at an incredibly low price of just $499.95 a bottle. Seriously …
HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!!!! Make checks payable to: “Democratic National Committee” You can trust us, we would NEVER lie to you especially about your health and well being!
NEVER FORCE CHILDREN TO PRAY
At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.
“But I don’t know how to pray,” he replies.
“Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.,” says his father.
“Okay,” stuttered the boy. “Dear Lord,… Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again. Forgive our neighbor’s son, who removed my sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s computer and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom’s room when daddy is at work. AMEN” Dinner was cancelled.
Happy birthday to Karla Maglantay, CPRTV’s Talent Host, celebrating at CPRTV studio.
The CPRTV LOL gang shooting on location at the Cabalona’s new crib.
CPRTV’s young dance team.
