Honda Not Harley

By: James DC

 

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, “Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?” ”

NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, “Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.”

“NO!” says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, “Okay kid, my last offer! I’ll give you 20 Bucks “and” a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride.”

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out…

“Look Dad” “You’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley… YOU RIDE IT!!”…….

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There’s Always a Woman Behind a Successful Man

A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a fl oating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: “Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.

Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: “We have a winner!!!”.

After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: “I did not jump in myself … Someone pushed me !!!”

His wife smiled and said coldly: “It was me!”

Moral of the story: “Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push” .

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The Blonde on the Plane A plane

is on its way to toronto, when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the fi rst class section and sits down.

Tthe fl ight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Toronto and I’m staying right here.”

The fl ight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in fi rst class, that belongs in economy and won’t move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, Ii’m beautiful, I’m going to Toronto and I’m staying right here.”

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason.

The pilot says, “you say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this, Ii’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”

He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, “oh, I’m sorry.” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

The fl ight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

“I told her, ‘fi rst class isn’t going to Toronto.”