An Atheist and a Little Girl

By: James DC

 

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane, and he turned to her and asked, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who was drawing some pictures, replied to the total stranger, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist… “how about why there is no God, or no heaven or hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“Okay… those could be interesting topics. But, fi rst, let me ask you a question. A horse, a cow, and a deer, all eat the same stuff … grass. But, a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a fl at patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it a moment and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replied, “Do you really feel qualifi ed to talk about God, Heaven or Hell, or life after death when you obviously don’t know Crap?”

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DOCTOR’S THREE PATIENTS

One morning at a doctor’s clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks him: “Tell me what happened to your back…?”

The patient replies: “Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bed room.

On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out of the balcony door and did not fi nd anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I was very angry. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. It was very heavy… That is how I strained my back.!”

Later that day, a second patient arrives as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said: “My previous patient looked bad.. But you look terrible.. What the hell happened to you ?”

He replied: “You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the fi rst day at my new job… I forgot to set my alarm and I was late… I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time. And you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge. I don’t know how and where from this fridge fell on me…!!!”

Before closing hours, the third patient comes. He looks like he was punished in hell. The doctor is shocked. He asks: “What the hell happened to you..??” The patient replies: “Well, It started like this, I was in a fridge……….”

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FRIENDS

Two Friends In A Heart- To-Heart Talk:

Friend#1: Why Not Get Married? It Is Quite Obvious That Your Tummy Has Been Getting Bigger Every Day.

Friend#2: It Is Because They Don’t Like Me.

Friend#1: They? Who Are They? The Mother Or The Father?

Friend#2: His Wife.