Husbands Vs. Wives

By: James DC

 

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life…
The wives want both!
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Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.
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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!!!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.
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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most; and when a man does that… the slide show begins.
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It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman to make a Happy Home ——— A Good Maid!
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen . . . . . of them!!!
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Medicare Part G – Nursing Home Plan
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do?
You opt for Medicare Part G.
T he plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart?
They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.
And now, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what? Now that you have solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!

Birthday candle blowing & celeb for Jovie’s & Dave’s birthdays at CPRTV studio, from left, Melody, Ashley, Veronica, Dave, Jovie, Chie, Nelsie Guevara, Mary Jane & Brian.

(1) June bday celebrants Jovie & Dave; (2) Joe & Brian in a drama in a golf course.

 

L-R: Mary Jane, Brian, Jovie & Aaron.