More Pacquiao Jokes

By: James DC

 

Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!! Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No
Deal
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Sa Las Vegas,
Waiter: May I take your order, Madam?
Aling Dionisia: Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!
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Sa isang Birthday Party,
Aling Dionisia: Blue!!! Blue the Kick!!!!
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You is!’ ‘you is! you is!’, sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pagdating sa
Amerika..Andito na ako sa ‘you is!’
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Chavit: Manny, paki-acknowledge naman si 1st Gentleman,
late dumating..ayun kadadaan lang sa tabi ng ringside.
Manny: I would like to acknowledge the ARRIVAL OF THE
LATE 1st GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY!!

SOME PINOY JOKES
• A parlor in San Juan: Cut & Face
• A wholesaler of balut in Sto. Tomas, Batangas:
Starduck
• A small Internet café: Cafe Pindot
• A laundry in Manila: Summa Cum Laundry
• A noodle restaurant in Pampanga: Mekeni
Rogers
• A restaurant in Pasig: Johnny’s Fried Chicken,
The “Fried” of Marikina
• A tombstone maker in Antipolo: Lito Lapida
• A copy center in Sikatuna Village, Quezon
City: Pakopya ni Edgar
• A kambingan: Sa Goat Kita
• A salon somewhere: Curl Up And Dye
• A store selling feeds for chicken along Sucat
Road: Robocock
• A shoe repair in Marikina: Dr. Shoe-Bago
• A shoe repair shop along Commonwealth
Avenue, Quezon City: SHOEPERMAN (We will
HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for
you)
• A petshop: Petness First
• A flower shop: Susan’s Roses
• A taxicab: Income Taxi
• A second-hand watch store: 2nd Time Around
• A squid stall in a wet market: Pusit to the Limit
• A lawyer’s extension office: Nota Republic
• A ceiling installer: Kisame Street
• A car-repair shop: Bangga ka ‘day!
• An aquatic pet store in Malolos: Fish Be With
You
• A fishball cart along P. Campa St., near UST:
Eat MyBalls • A barber shop inCagayan de Oro:
Pinoy Big Barber
• A resto in Baclaran: The Last Supper
• A party-needs business: Balloon-Balloonan
• A Chinese restaurant in Pasig: Lah-Fang
• A store selling fresh chicken, apparently owned
by a woman named Dina: Dina Fresh Chicken

Happy birthday to Robert Chavez, LOL crew and make-up artist, shown with LOL friends/greeters.

Enacting a funny scenario, L-R: Robert Chavez, Chie Rivas (back) and Arizza and Dave (front).

 

LOL co-director Lou Cabalona teaching students Karla, Arizza, Robert & Aiza