A Blondie On Plane

By: James DC

 

A plane is on its way to toronto when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the fi rst-class section and sits down. the fl ight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, ‘I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to toronto and I’m staying right here.’The fl ight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in fi rst class that belongs in economy and won’t move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for the economy, she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, ‘I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to toronto and I’m staying right here.’The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason. The pilot says, ‘you say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this- –I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.’He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, ‘oh, i’m sorry.’ And gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The fl ight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. I told her, ‘fi rst class isn’t going to Toronto.’

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Deep English

I hate people who use deep English just to make us feel intociolate by exuberance of verbosity betaprutal contraption.

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Ruler in the House

In my house, I rule like the lion king, said the husband. What about your wife?, ask his friend. She is my trainer.

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