The Teacher & Student Anthony

By: James DC

 

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * Wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping? * No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? * Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? *No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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DONALD TRUMPAND HILLARY CLINTON AT A HOMELESS SHELTER

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk down the street to a homeless shelter. They met with one of the homeless.
Trump shook hands with him, handed him his business card and directed him to come to his office for a possible job.
Then he took a $20 bill out of his pocket and handed it to the homeless.

Hillary saw this. Then they came to another homeless person. She shook hands with him. She directed him to come the next day to the Welfare Office for supply of freebies.
Then she took a $20 out of Trump’s pocket, gave $5 to the homeless and kept $15 for the “administrative fee”.
Now you know the basic difference !

MORE DONALD & HILLARY

Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail.
As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, “See how clever I am? The owner didn’t see anything and I don’t even need to lie.”
I will definitely win the election.
The Donald says to Hillary, “That’s the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit.
I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result.”
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, “Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick.” Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.
Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks,”What did you do with the pastries?”
Trump replies, “Look in Hillary’s pocket.