Gruesome

By: James DC

 

Teacher: “Johnny, can you use the word ‘gruesome’ in a sentence?”
Johnny: “Yes ma’am… I used to be short, then I grew some.”
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A man got on the train with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (yep, you guessed it) blonde️.
The puzzled blonde kept staring at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after several curious glances, he said, “It’s golf balls.”
She kept looking, thinking hard… then finally asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”